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  • Isaac Hayes Quits South Park Because He's a Douchebag

    A while ago, I wrote about how Scientology sucks, as demonstrated by an episode of South Park. I found it funny that Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, is a Scientologist. I admired him a bit, though, for staying with the show even though it skewered his religion. Not any more. Hayes quit South Park,…

  • Isaac Hayes Quits South Park Because He’s a Douchebag

    A while ago, I wrote about how Scientology sucks, as demonstrated by an episode of South Park. I found it funny that Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, is a Scientologist. I admired him a bit, though, for staying with the show even though it skewered his religion. Not any more. Hayes quit South Park,…

  • More Cheery Cuba News

    Another Canadian has died while on vacation in Cuba. She fell from the balcony of her room. While I have absolutely no reason to believe this, I’m going to say it was probably murder. You heard it here first. I kick ass because I survived vacation.

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