A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.
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Why Rogers Sucks
There are some serious problems cropping up with this here homepage / blog. It seems I’ve become the most popular person on the internet, and so too many people are visiting this site. Rogers is a horrible internet service provider, and can’t handle a few hundred people visting per day. Thus, it shuts down every…
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
It’s time to pretend we’re Irish and drink lots of beer which may or may not be green! Then barf like this guy. Then you can submit pictures to RateMyVomit.com and be famous forever. Hooray! Good times!
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day
It’s time to pretend we’re Irish and drink lots of beer which may or may not be green! Then barf like this guy. Then you can submit pictures to RateMyVomit.com and be famous forever. Hooray! Good times!

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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