A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.
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Religious Boat Showdown
I saw the following quote on a church billboard the other day: “Remember, amateurs built the Arc. Professionals built the Titanic!” To me, that’s kinda like saying “Remember, Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star all by himself. It took an army to defeat Hitler!” That is all.
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Why Rogers Sucks
There are some serious problems cropping up with this here homepage / blog. It seems I’ve become the most popular person on the internet, and so too many people are visiting this site. Rogers is a horrible internet service provider, and can’t handle a few hundred people visting per day. Thus, it shuts down every…
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
It’s time to pretend we’re Irish and drink lots of beer which may or may not be green! Then barf like this guy. Then you can submit pictures to RateMyVomit.com and be famous forever. Hooray! Good times!
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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