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  • Starfucks

    Here is an interesting article I read recently: Product Sabotage helps consumers. The title is a bit misleading; this “product sabotage” doesn’t really help any consumers. They use Starbucks (mmmm, Starbucks) as an example of what they mean. If you go to Starbucks, there are a lot of things that you can buy that are…

  • Music and Camping

    Hello. I am back. I went camping. Here are some observations: How do forest fires start when it’s so damn hard just to keep chunks of dry wood burning? Apparently, if you leave garbage out overnight while camping, animals actually will find your campsite and rip it open. It’s not a myth. Real snakes are…

  • Blinded With Science

    Here is a test of your intelligence: He-Man and Friends are to the Universe as Phronk is to __________ ? That’s right, I’m a MASTER OF SCIENCE, fuckers. Now I will leave civilization for a few days. Bye. P.S. This is a picture of me graduating

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