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Undershirts
I’ve decided that I sorta like undershirts. I used to think they were only for rednecks and spousal abusers; like, what’s the point of wearing a shirt under your shirt? But then I got a few for Christmas (thanks a lot, dad), and put one on just for kicks. I found that I was slightly…
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Back to Blogger
I’m back to normal. The comments should be working again. Hopefully they won’t go back to being totally fucky.
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How to Talk Like an Interesting Person
How to talk like an interesting person: Spell it “porblems,” not “problems”. Pronounce it like it is spelled. Use the phrase “touch and go” whenever possible. Whenever you are put in the position to describe a situation or state of being, describe it as “touch and go.” Spell it “aminals”, not “animals.” Pronounce it like…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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