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  • Terror Hair

    These guys are my heroes. They’re the ones who got arrested for putting LED signs up around Boston. People thought the lite-brite-like signs looked like bombs, so suddenly putting up signs becomes a “prank”, and you can go to jail for it. The above video is a press conference in which their lawyer told them…

  • Directed by Alan Smithee

    Have you ever seen a movie directed by Alan Smithee? I was doing some research on my new favourite show, MacGyver, and noticed that a few episodes were directed by Mr. Smithee. But the thing is, Alan Smithee does not exist. It is a pseudonym used by directors who don’t want credit for what they’ve…

  • For Your Consideration

    More here. See also: Hands Peni

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