A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Movie and Cereal Reviews

    300 (Movie): This was a kickass movie. It is very loosely based on real historical occurances, but who gives a shit about that? If you like seeing large men with spears stabbing each other * in slow motion comic book style, then go see it right now. * No homoeroticism intended. Kellogg’s Chocolatey Delight (Cereal):…

  • Hey You Guys

    On a daily basis, I find myself wondering what happened to Chunk from The Goonies. Now, I wonder no more: Chunk is all grown up and successful. And while I’m a straight male, I have a suspicion that he might even be a little bit hot. See also: Truffleshuffle.com.

  • This Week's Top Ten List:

    Girl Guide cookies Science The word “shibboleth” Unwashed mushrooms ΔUo = Σ(ΔUfoproducts) – Σ(ΔUforeactants) Bacon and bacon-related accessories Battlestar Galactica (1978) Your new pair of pants Captain America getting snipered Thank you for your continued support.

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