Phronk.com

A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Oh Schnapp

    Putting butterscotch schnapps in my coffee this morning, I realized, if this is what drinking in the middle of the work day tastes like, I’m totally ready to become an alcoholic. Mmm.

  • Facts About Buffalo

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  • I Like to Do Drawrings

    Only semi-retarded emo kids post their crappy art to their blogs. Here is mine: Click for bigification. I found these on my computer. They are old. I don’t do art any more because science has sucked my soul out like an overzealous hooker.

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:

Writing by P.T. Phronk
Forest City Pulp (The Publishing Company I Co-Founded)
My Books on Amazon.com
Putting Weird Things in Coffee (My Other Blog)
BlueSky: @Phronk.bsky.social
Mastodon: @Phronk
Medium: Phronk
LastFM: Phronko
Discogs: Phronk
Goodreads: Phronk
Letterboxd: Phronk

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