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  • Autobots Wage Their Battle to Destroy the Evil Forces of the Deceptions

    I saw Transformers last night. It was pretty good. You know what I wonder, though? Did the Decepticons name themselves the Decepticons? It’s always been my belief that people who gather in groups to do evil don’t actually believe that they are evil. The Decepticons probably think that what they are doing is upstanding moral…

  • AS;LKJFDAO;I

    Sometimes it bugs me when people use acronyms. They’re like “My IBS was totally acting up, and you know how I have OCD, so I went to HSBC’s ATM with my PIN to pay for HRGC on my GI, but I got the BSOD and the SOBs were like, sry no ATM ATM so GTFO,…

  • Rock Band

    Just watch this. You’ll either feel sorry for the poor losers, or be extremely jealous. I pick the latter. I’m gonna go play Guitar Hero purely as practice for Rock Band. Then, in a few months when this comes out, party at my place. BYOB because it’ll probably cost $200 that I don’t have.

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