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The Classification and Generalization of Shit and Shit-Based Language
I have been doing some research, and here is a handy guide to the different types of shit. Living Shit: Living shit is born when people become frightened. They will often exclaim “you scared the living shit out of me!”, and they will no longer have sentient shit living inside of them. Bull Shit: Living…
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Leave Britney Alone
I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears’ ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears’s protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group…
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Dead Hamsters and Dead Leaves
My Xbox 360 finally came back (after being sent off for surgery). Except it’s not my Xbox 360. It’s somebody else’s. Sure, this one works just fine, while mine didn’t, but it’s just not the same. I feel like the kid whose parents “accidentally” killed my hamster in an incident involving plastic tubing and saran…
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