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One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#37-41)
37. Shell Game: The magical abilities of turtles are finally revealed to the world. The source of the genie myth, rubbing a turtle’s shell grants the rubber 3 wishes. With no limit on the power of the wishes or the number of turtles that can be rubbed, governments put restrictions on turtle breeding, underground turtle…
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Pork / Vagina, Vagina / Pork
Sometimes, instead of doing homework, I fill out surveys. Here is part of one I filled out today: Wait, what? There’s a difference between fashion/style and style/fashion? Does the English language work differently in the beauty industry so that “pork and beans” means something completely different than “beans and pork”? Or are they just retarded?…
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Bad Facebook
So here’s the thing with Facebook. People are always like “oh, Facebook is so evil, because everyone can stalk me.” And I defend it, I’m like, “dude, if you don’t want people knowing something, don’t post it on the internet. And if you accidentally do get something you don’t like on your profile, just click…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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