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  • Things That Have Been Weighing Heavily on My Mind

    “Mother tongue” is a really gross-sounding way of identifying one’s native language. It brings to mind images of either a very large tongue, or a sentient tongue that pops out little baby tongues. There is a commercial on the radio for some kind of truck, advertising that you can “drive on roads that have never…

  • Douche Love

    You know Hot Chicks With Douchebags ? I’ve thought that maybe it’d be cool to recruit some girls to do a gender reversed version. Something like “Hot Guys with Stupid Bitches”. My fear, however, is that the exact same pictures could be featured on both sites.

  • Twitter

    When I first heard of Twitter, I didn’t see the point. It’s been described as “micro blogging”; the idea is that any posts (or “tweets”) that you create are limited to 140 characters. You’re also supposed to limit the content to answering the question “what are you doing?” Any posts you make show up on…

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