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  • The Power of Cardboard

    I finally finished unpacking today. There could be deep psychological reasons for why it took 5 months after moving to unpack. Maybe having everything out and being “settled” in a new place was scary to me on an unconscious level. Maybe that junk in a box was actually a tenuous psychological link to my past,…

  • Ugly Global Warming Cake

    Jeff doesn’t believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don’t do something about climate change. Here it is half finished. Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)

    You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…

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