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  • My Insomnia Impression

    When someone disapproves of the way someone else is living their life, they often say “at least I can sleep at night.” The implication is that the other person is, deep down, so overcome with life dissatisfaction, usually because of guilt over some moral atrocity, that they can’t even get to sleep. This is rather…

  • Straight to DVD, Straight to Awesome

    Do you realize how many movies get made? The handful of new releases in theaters are just a sampling of the movies released each week. I’m talking about the straight-to-DVD crap that you never hear about before it comes out, and probably never hear about after it comes out unless your eyes happen to wander…

  • No Idea

    When I open my own restaurant, it will only serve foods that you cannot get anywhere else in the world. Adventurous eaters will come from far and wide to eat rare and potentially disgusting food. Its slogan will go thusly: “You have no idea what you’re getting into yourself.”

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