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  • The Complete List of Songs About Masturbation

    Sometimes, when blogging inspiration just isn’t whacking you in the face, it helps to engage in little intellectual games that you play with yourself. Like coming up with lists. Like coming up with lists of songs about masturbation. Here is a list of songs that are all about wanking. There are other lists (see also)…

  • Digital Headstones

    Whenever someone I love dies, I put an event for that day in my calendar and set it to repeat yearly. It’s like an electronic graveyard. Throughout the year I wander through it, stopping to reflect as I come across the digital headstones. There are only a few right now, but it will fill up…

  • The Upsides of the Death of Privacy

    Technology has killed privacy. Even aside from the USA’s latest privacy invasions, most of us are semi-voluntarily leaving a trail of information as we go about our Internet-connected lives. Much is made of the downsides of the death of privacy, but what about the benefits? Like, remember when having an alibi for a crime meant…

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