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  • Fa Fa Fa, FaFaFa Fa Fa

    Oh Apple. I love you, but why do you disappoint me so? All I want is a new iPod that holds more than my old iPod and does more cool stuff. The only thing that does that is the new iPod classic, which barely got a mention at today’s Apple event, was actually downgraded from…

  • Pussy on the Mat

    You need to watch this: Thanks Jard.

  • Land of the Living Commercial People

    Hey, remember when I first wrote about people who appear in multiple commercials and their connection with zombies? Remember I wrote about hot dog-food-girl, who is also Kit-Kat-girl? Then later, I wrote about Natalie Brown, the Bailey’s/ketchup girl, who got her own show, Sophie? And was also in a zombie movie? IT COMES FULL CIRCLE.…

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