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  • Worst Video Ever?

    The best part about this is that they’re completely serious. The worst part is that the horrible song is stuck in my head now.

  • X Mas

    I love Christmas. In a totally platonic, non-religious way, of course. Today I started putting up decorations around my apartment. The fooseball table was taking up a lot of room, so I took it apart and put it away to clear room for the Christmas tree my parents gave me. That was before I opened…

  • The Nihilist Spasm Band

    I went to the Forest City Gallery the other night to see a group of noise music bands. As the name implies, noise music is noise. The instruments used can be traditional, but more often, they are home-made (one dude used a pot with a chain in it as an instrument). They are not tuned…

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