A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.
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Are You a Dominican or a Dominican’t?
I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…
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Gone.
I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll rest for a while. See you in a week or two. Here are things to do while I am gone: Watch these amazing talk show appearances: Go through my archives. Time travel to 2001 and explore the beautiful landscape of terrible writing and broken links. Claw your way through…
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At the Gym
This is the beginning of a potential series profiling the types of people you find at the gym. First is the incredibly large guy in the tank top and pseudo-stylish hat who wears sunglasses even in the winter, indoors, at night. He waxes every inch of exposed skin and probably goes tanning almost every day.…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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