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The New iPod Shuffle
The new iPod Shuffle comes one step closer to realizing my dream of the future. A future in which all technology is reduced to small buttonless gray boxes. Soon, small gray boxes will connect wirelessly with other small gray boxes. Soon after that, they will connect wirelessly with implants in our retinas, eardrums, and smell…
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Food Review: Kin-Dee Instant $1.00 Pad Thai
Holy fuck you guys! We’re in the middle of a financial crisis. I can’t afford to be buying fancy fresh foods from fancy grocery stores. No sir, tonight I stopped by the neighbourhood dollar store for an affordable dinner. I present to you: Instant Pad Thai, by Kin-Dee Instant Food Products. The packaging for this…
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Ugly Car Crash Cake
To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…
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