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  • Food Review: Kin-Dee Instant $1.00 Pad Thai

    Holy fuck you guys! We’re in the middle of a financial crisis. I can’t afford to be buying fancy fresh foods from fancy grocery stores. No sir, tonight I stopped by the neighbourhood dollar store for an affordable dinner. I present to you: Instant Pad Thai, by Kin-Dee Instant Food Products. The packaging for this…

  • Ugly Car Crash Cake

    To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…

  • Love Crime

    You know those atheist bus signs in Toronto? Well it looks like someone has vandalized one of them…sorta. Um. Maybe I’m not fully understanding the author’s intention, but the sign (er, piece of paper) they put on top of the ad really isn’t at odds with the ad. It’s a bit ambiguous, scratching out “prob”…

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