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  • Peanut Butter Cheesecake

    Here is some food porn: It’s from that recipe I mentioned before. I had to make a few modifications. I couldn’t find Butterfinger, so I got this stuff instead: Which was in the peanut butter / nutella section, and recommends spreading on toast. It’s come to this? Spreading pure caramel on toast for breakfast? But…

  • The Trouble With Rogers, Volume 35

    Oh I just can’t quit you, Rogers. Or at least, can’t quit mocking your dumbassery. Today I had a slight problem with my bill, so gave them a ringy dingy. Note that one megabyte is approximately one thousand kilobytes. I don’t expect most people to know this…unless they’re oh, I dunno, selling you something by…

  • Secondhand Transmission From a Distant World

    Everyone is an alien to someone. I’m in my late 20s. To anyone under the age of 18 today, I’m from a world they have never been to, and never will. A world we call the 1980s. It was inhabited by creatures with big curly hair that listened to cheesy pop music and grazed on…

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