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Peanut Butter Cheesecake
Here is some food porn: It’s from that recipe I mentioned before. I had to make a few modifications. I couldn’t find Butterfinger, so I got this stuff instead: Which was in the peanut butter / nutella section, and recommends spreading on toast. It’s come to this? Spreading pure caramel on toast for breakfast? But…
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The Trouble With Rogers, Volume 35
Oh I just can’t quit you, Rogers. Or at least, can’t quit mocking your dumbassery. Today I had a slight problem with my bill, so gave them a ringy dingy. Note that one megabyte is approximately one thousand kilobytes. I don’t expect most people to know this…unless they’re oh, I dunno, selling you something by…
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Secondhand Transmission From a Distant World
Everyone is an alien to someone. I’m in my late 20s. To anyone under the age of 18 today, I’m from a world they have never been to, and never will. A world we call the 1980s. It was inhabited by creatures with big curly hair that listened to cheesy pop music and grazed on…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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