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If I Had a Million Dollars
Things I’d do if I won a million dollars: Get a new vacuum. My vacuum sucks. Wait, no, it doesn’t suck; it blows. No…it…it’s not a good vacuum OK?? Write random formulas and crudely drawn pictures of the end of the world all over my walls, to simulate being an insane scientist in a bad…
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Homemade Oreo Cookies
I promised to make a dessert for a pot luck dinner party yesterday (thanks Lindsay!), but after leaving it until the last minute, forgot the fact that yesterday was Good Friday and the grocery stores were all closed. But as if by some miracle from zombie-Jesus himself, another recipe that Jason had sent me just…
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Retweet FAIL
.Hey WTF, E! Online stole my headline. .
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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