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  • Smart?

    So my girlfriend and I went to look at cars to buy yesterday. I find all cars absolutely boring…they all look basically the same, and I don’t give a shit if one goes slightly faster than the other, because I drive cars in a city, not a race course. 140 kph is good enough, and…

  • Peni?

    I have used the plural form of penis here twice in the last two days, and both times I have wondered if “penises” was in fact the correct way of expressing multiple schlongs. So I looked it up in the dictionary. I was right…but surprisingly, “penes” is also acceptable. Now you know. Source: Dictionary.com.

  • Happy Post-Valentines Day So, I’ve finally gotten bored enough to update this web page. I’ve come to some startling realizations in the past couple days. First, the words “heart” and “fart” are spelled very differently, but rhyme nonetheless. Weird. Also, if you write down the number 170 very quickly, it often looks like the word…