Category: writing / books

  • Peni?

    I have used the plural form of penis here twice in the last two days, and both times I have wondered if “penises” was in fact the correct way of expressing multiple schlongs. So I looked it up in the dictionary. I was right…but surprisingly, “penes” is also acceptable. Now you know. Source: Dictionary.com.

  • Happy Post-Valentines Day So, I’ve finally gotten bored enough to update this web page. I’ve come to some startling realizations in the past couple days. First, the words “heart” and “fart” are spelled very differently, but rhyme nonetheless. Weird. Also, if you write down the number 170 very quickly, it often looks like the word…

  • randomness Sometimes I think that a really good reason to do something is simply because it’s never been done before. For example, I bet the phrase “grapefruit flavoured band-aid” has never been uttered before. I will use it as much as possible today. Song of the Moment: Paralyzed by The Cardigans (a very underrated band,…