Category: writing / books
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Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits
Two stories in the news today: Swearing chef prompts tighter #*@%& rules George Carlin dies at 71 😦 Draw your own conclusions. George Carlin is known for being funny, but he’s equally brilliant when he’s being serious. You don’t really hear about modern-day philosophers, but maybe that’s because they’ve been replaced by comedians. Remember the…
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Coffee of Doom
I’m writing this from a Starbucks in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve never written anything in a coffee shop before, but it seems to be a thing that real writers do, so here I am. This vacation has been awesome, but I gotta point out one thing about traveling in today’s world. More and more, every…
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Things That Have Been Weighing Heavily on My Mind
“Mother tongue” is a really gross-sounding way of identifying one’s native language. It brings to mind images of either a very large tongue, or a sentient tongue that pops out little baby tongues. There is a commercial on the radio for some kind of truck, advertising that you can “drive on roads that have never…