Category: writing / books

  • The Endless Cycle of Checking Stuff

    My use of the internet has reached a critical point. A point where, if I’m not careful, it becomes a self-perpetuating cycle that is nearly impossible to escape. It used to be, I’d wake up, check my email, respond if needed, then get on with my day. Maybe check my email again an hour or…

  • Book Review: Living Dead in Dallas, by Charlaine Harris

    Living Dead in Dallas is the second book in Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse series, and the basis for the second season of True Blood. It follows the adventures of Sookie Stackhouse, redneck vampire fucker, as stuff happens to her in her small hometown of Bon Temps, then different stuff happens in the titular (bwahah, tit)…

  • At the Gym, Volume 3: Misread Signs

    I often know what an ambiguous sign is trying to communicate, but I like to imagine alternative and more hilarious meanings. At the gym, there are plenty of signs for intentional misreading. One sign reads: “A person trainer CAN: Help you lose weight Help you build tone and definition Add 3 inches to your penis…