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  • Captain's Log, Stardate -314189.617328223

    Today, in the bathroom, I glanced at the gap under one of the stall doors and noticed that there was a guy in there who had taken his shoes off while he took a dump. I could also hear the faint tinny sound of music playing through headphones. Not only is it kinda gross to…

  • Double Movie Review: Jacob's Ladder versus House

    Since it’s Halloween time, I’m going through my collection and watching a bunch of horror movies that I’ve never seen before. I didn’t plan this, but the last two I watched – Jacob’s Ladder and House – have practically the same setup despite ending up in completely different places. Jacob’s Ladder Tim Robbins plays Jacob,…

  • Don't Like / Do Like

    Here are two things that I do not like: The fact that, when I see two houseflies buzzing around, tangled together, humping each other, I start to feel kinda lonely. Seeing posters on every other lamp post, reading LOST DOG, $250 reward. The kids, especially, want her back. She is sick and needs medication. These…