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Get "Smart"
Sometimes I think the universe reads my blog, because look what the fates decided to place in my mailbox shortly after that last post: Direct your attention to the lower right-hand corner, where we are assured that this edition of Get Smart has 62% more “laughs.” Having seen the movie, if these new “laughs” are…
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Grammar is "Fun"
I have a few favourite typos and grammar mistakes. For example, confusing “Brian” with “brain” is hilarious no matter which one you meant to type. “Porblems” is always more entertaining than “problems.” But the best is the misuse of quotations. Most common grammatical errors have some logical reason behind them, such as confusing words that…
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Are You a Dominican or a Dominican't?
I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…