So yes, I got my iPod. That’s why I haven’t posted here in a few days. I’ve been fiddling with the iPod and my music collection the entire time. It’s addictive trying to manage over 10 000 songs, getting the album art, release date, and genres correctly labeled on every one of them. I’m happy…

I did it. I ordered an iPod. I just did it yesterday, figuring I’d have a few days before it shipped in case I wanted to change my mind and cancel the order, but no; it shipped this morning. This is the first time I’ve put something on my credit card without having enough money…

I feel like the biblical Eve. Except I have a penis, and the Apple I’m tempted by is a large corporation rather than a fruit, and the devil’s name is Steve Jobs. Get it? I compared being tempted to buy an iPod with the story of Eve. See what I did there? It’s very clever.…