Category: recycled posts
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Fruit of All Evil
I have many strong opinions, but few are stronger than my position on fruit: it sucks. Here are just a few of the many reasons that fruit is the worst thing on Earth. 1) The first sin ever was Eve eating an apple. In other words, fruit is responsible for everything that’s ever gone wrong…
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Earth Day and Plastic Bags
Today is Earth day, and it was announced that Loblaws will start charging for plastic bags. It’s in a partnership with the World Wildlife Fund, and framed as an environment-enhancing way of keeping bags out of landfills and from “blowing around the neighbourhood.” The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Listen, I do everything I…
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Gone.
I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll rest for a while. See you in a week or two. Here are things to do while I am gone: Watch these amazing talk show appearances: Go through my archives. Time travel to 2001 and explore the beautiful landscape of terrible writing and broken links. Claw your way through…
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