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  • Wine

    Another nice thing about living on my own is that there never needs to be any wine around. Wine is gross. I think the whole idea of wine came about when someone discovered some old nasty grape juice at the back of their fridge, and his friend dared him to drink it. Then another friend…

  • I AM INTERNET

    OMG I have internet again. I remember when I used to say things like “I got internet” as a joke, because the internet is one thing, so it should be “I got access to the internet” or something. But it really doesn’t sound as funny anymore. Maybe because (the?) internet has become so common that…

  • Throw Away. Do Not Eat.

    I recently bought Guitar Hero 3 for the 3rd time (the first two had defective guitars…this one seems fine so far). But in addition to a sweet plastic guitar, the box comes with several of these little packets of silica gel, with the stern command on them to throw them away, and not eat them.…