Category: real life
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Candy Cupcakes
Last night I had a dream about John Candy. He was on a late-night infomercial promoting a set of paper cupcake liners. The cupcakes he was making looked absolutely delicious, with frosting and nuts and everything. But then he suddenly choked and/or had a heart attack and died. The show cut to an interview with…
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Eternal Success and Happiness
I don’t have time to blog. Here is why: I have a 15 page research proposal due tomorrow. I wasn’t joking before…it’s actually about horror movies, and actually pretty genius. George Romero and Sam Raimi and Robert Rodriguez are totally gonna hire me and give me millions of dollars to give them advice. I also…
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Bonus Time
One of my favourite things in life is when you find bonus time. Like if you thought an hour of your time would be taken up with something, but then you no longer have to do it, so it’s like your day just got one hour longer. This happens to me when someone doesn’t show…
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