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  • Ugly Global Warming Cake

    Jeff doesn’t believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don’t do something about climate change. Here it is half finished. Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was…

  • Mikey Likes It?

    Growing up with the name Mike, and not being very picky about food, I often hear the phrases “give it to Mikey! He’ll eat anything!” and “Mikey likes it!” The thing is, has anybody actually seen the Life Cereal commercial these phrases come from? Look: Neither phrase is actually spoken in the commercial. Ok, people…

  • Chicchups

    I woke up this morning on my couch, sitting upright, my laptop beside me. Later, I opened the laptop and found this written in a text box: 2 4 30 un the mornign Me adn thuing skunk,we have an understadning whjere th9=id this chicchups/q fwhy rt u theere so many ppl ber tehr:? The only…