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  • Mikey Likes It?

    Growing up with the name Mike, and not being very picky about food, I often hear the phrases “give it to Mikey! He’ll eat anything!” and “Mikey likes it!” The thing is, has anybody actually seen the Life Cereal commercial these phrases come from? Look: Neither phrase is actually spoken in the commercial. Ok, people…

  • Chicchups

    I woke up this morning on my couch, sitting upright, my laptop beside me. Later, I opened the laptop and found this written in a text box: 2 4 30 un the mornign Me adn thuing skunk,we have an understadning whjere th9=id this chicchups/q fwhy rt u theere so many ppl ber tehr:? The only…

  • He’ll Never Call

    Here is another flyer I got in my mail: I’ve already written about my feelings toward Rogers Home Phone advertising ([SPOILER ALERT] it sucks). Now look what they put in my mailbox. Why are these people so happy about a phone? From their faces, they’re like OMFG A PHONE!!! OUR LIVES WERE SHIT BUT THIS…