Category: real life
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Fruit of All Evil
I have many strong opinions, but few are stronger than my position on fruit: it sucks. Here are just a few of the many reasons that fruit is the worst thing on Earth. 1) The first sin ever was Eve eating an apple. In other words, fruit is responsible for everything that’s ever gone wrong…
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Ronery, So Ronery, So Ronery and Sadry Arone
Several recent events happening around me have gotten me thinking about the concept of loneliness. While we use the same word to describe all of them, I think that loneliness can take on many different forms, each distinct from every other. The feeling that results from a recent breakup can be labeled loneliness. It’s an…
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Thinking About Polar Bears
Hey, remember a while ago I told you that I submitted one of my little stories, then later it got purchased? Well, now it’s actually been released. My story, Thinking About Polar Bears, appears in the latest episode of Pseudopod, a horror podcast, and is narrated by Matt Arnold. There are a few ways to…
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