Category: real life
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At the Gym, Volume 5
Yesterday, a guy beside me in the gym’s change room had a bad case of dumbface. In case you don’t know, dumbface is when a person perpetually looks like there is nothing going on in their brain. Eyes too close together, stupid hair, and a mouth always slightly open are just a few contributions to…
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How to Become a Good Housewife
You’d think that being single for a long time would make a guy more stereotypically masculine. Wanting to fuck anything that moves, losing respect for women, becoming a slob, that sort of thing. However, for me at least, being single for a while (over a year and a half, you guys) has had some opposite…
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Indian Hot (Feeling a Draft, Volume 1)
For every few blog posts that I actually, uh, post, there is a post that I start writing, then get bored or distracted, so I abandon it. I post-date these posts a few months or a year ahead, so I see them at the top of my list of posts and don’t forget about them, then save…
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