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  • Rihanna and Ke$ha at the Molson Amphitheatre

    I went to see Ke$ha and Rihanna. Yes, I am a teenage girl in a man’s body. Whatever. Popular music is popular for a reason. Anyway, they put on a good show. The Molson Amphitheatre, being an amphitheatre, is half outdoors. The tickets we could afford put us way back on the lawn, which is,…

  • The Emotional Ramifications of Bleeps and Bloops

    The iPhone needs more options for the new text message sound. There are only six beeps, bongs, and honks available, with no ability to add new ones. I say this not out of a vain need for customization, but for the emotional well-being of iPhone users. This is modern life: You meet someone you like,…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 8

    When you’re looking for someone to date, one of the most important things is having something in common. Luckily, OkCupid has advanced algorithms that can scour profiles and identify common interests. Thanks. That really helps this person stand out from everyone else. Although some people need more help standing out than others. Pro tip: if…