Category: real life

  • Happy Groundhog Day

    Is it just me, or are groundhogs the ugliest creatures on the planet? They’re fat, buck toothed, and constantly have a stupid dumbfounded look on their face. They’re only useful on this day of the year, and even then they really don’t know what the hell is going on. There’s probably a team of meteorologists…

  • The Movies and Space Robots

    I bought this PC game called The Movies the other night. It was on sale at Futureshop, so I thought, what harm can it do? Well the stupid game is so damn addictive that I can’t stop playing it. The basic premise is that you’re the head of a movie studio who’s in complete control.…

  • Bowel Movement Update

    My doo-doo smells like gasoline today. AND I LIKE IT.