Category: random crap

  • randomness Sometimes I think that a really good reason to do something is simply because it’s never been done before. For example, I bet the phrase “grapefruit flavoured band-aid” has never been uttered before. I will use it as much as possible today. Song of the Moment: Paralyzed by The Cardigans (a very underrated band,…

  • Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 I’m writing a song to celebrate Valentine’s day. The chorus goes “you flew an airplane into my heart.” It’s called Osama Bin Lovin’ . One day it’s gonna be a big hit, and I’ll be writing songs for big stars like Madonna and Vanilla Ice.

  • Sometimes I truly believe that everybody is stupid except me.