Category: random crap

  • The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 7

    Not everyone on internet dating sites is deeply flawed (since I’m on them AMIRIGHT?CRICKETSETC). So this time, instead of making fun of poor people’s grammar, I’m going to highlight some profiles that are sort of awesome. (As usual, you might have to click to embiggen [that’s what she said {?}]) First, not everyone is on…

  • How to Become a Good Housewife

    You’d think that being single for a long time would make a guy more stereotypically masculine. Wanting to fuck anything that moves, losing respect for women, becoming a slob, that sort of thing. However, for me at least, being single for a while (over a year and a half, you guys) has had some opposite…

  • Indian Hot (Feeling a Draft, Volume 1)

    For every few blog posts that I actually, uh, post, there is a post that I start writing, then get bored or distracted, so I abandon it. I post-date these posts a few months or a year ahead, so I see them at the top of my list of posts and don’t forget about them, then save…