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Updates
Oh internet, I know I haven’t been there for you lately, and for that I am sorry. It’s just that there has been so much going on. See, when Willow died that got me pretty down, and when I’m down I feel like I’m this personality-free bag of flesh. That’s not very conducive to blogging.…
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Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com, Volume 8
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At the Gym, Volume 5
Yesterday, a guy beside me in the gym’s change room had a bad case of dumbface. In case you don’t know, dumbface is when a person perpetually looks like there is nothing going on in their brain. Eyes too close together, stupid hair, and a mouth always slightly open are just a few contributions to…
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