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  • Parking Meter Debauchery

    I was walking around campus today, and came across one of those concrete slabs that divide parking lots. I tried to be really cool by hopping up the slanty slide of it and jumping off, landing on the other side. I pulled off the sick maneuver, but then I imagined myself tripping and falling over…

  • Good Dog

    Today I was pondering the universe, and I was like, I wish there was some techno music to go along with this pondering, but then I thought, no, not just techno music, but techno music with lasers, because lasers go perfectly with techno, and what goes perfectly with both techno and lasers? Dogs. Yeah, I…

  • Evil

    Some of you might think I’m evil based on the last few posts. Well, here is scientific proof that I am, in fact, less than 50% evil: You Are 44% Evil You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination. How Evil…