Category: random crap

  • How to Talk Like an Interesting Person

    How to talk like an interesting person: Spell it “porblems,” not “problems”. Pronounce it like it is spelled. Use the phrase “touch and go” whenever possible. Whenever you are put in the position to describe a situation or state of being, describe it as “touch and go.” Spell it “aminals”, not “animals.” Pronounce it like…

  • Run quickly when on the iong bridge with loosing planks!

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in, like, 2 hours. This is the box for a “railway” set for kids. Although *I* would have loved dripping blood and a demon on my railway set as a kid, most kids would probably find it a bit weird. Click HERE for a full explanation,…

  • Dollars vs. Cents

    Wanna see something funny/scary? This guy has posted his dealings with Verizon regarding a billing issue he had. Basically, he was quoted a rate of “.002 cents per kilobyte”, but on his bill, he was charged “.002 dollars per kilobyte.” One hundred times more than he was quoted. You’d think this would be easy to…