Category: random crap
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Leave Britney Alone
I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears’ ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears’s protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group…
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I Win at Digg
Digg is a “social news” site where people submit stories then other people vote on which stories get to make it to the front page. Each story also has a comments section, in which people can “digg up” comments they like. Once in a while I like to throw in a random comment to see…
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Your Brain Will Betray You
People are dumb. If they hear something that is unclear or ambiguous, they will hear whatever they want to hear, or whatever they are told to hear. And I don’t mean they’ll interpret “nice shoes” as a genuine comment when it was meant sarcastically; I mean people will actually hear completely different words depending on…
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