Category: random crap
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Exciting Update
No time to blog. Writing novel. Check it: Red squares mean I’m falling behind. Don’t even have time to write novel. But at least I’m ahead of failed novelists Geoff and Nick: And at least London Ontario is ahead of Estonia: Hahahahha…fucking Estonia. Suck it! SUCK LONDON’S WORDS ESTONIA!!!! P.S. I don’t even know where…
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Have You Got Another Jump I Could Hoop Through?
Speaking of spooky psychic stuff, today I was preparing a lecture when two things struck me almost simultaneously: Sloan’s song “She Says What She Means” popped into my head, and I had to pee like a racehorse. I scurried to the bathroom; relief filled me as I emptied my bladder, all the while humming the…
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The Classification and Generalization of Shit and Shit-Based Language
I have been doing some research, and here is a handy guide to the different types of shit. Living Shit: Living shit is born when people become frightened. They will often exclaim “you scared the living shit out of me!”, and they will no longer have sentient shit living inside of them. Bull Shit: Living…
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