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  • I CAN HAZ DIGG

    The following conversation took place on Digg recently. I made a small contribution, which started a beautiful spiral into stupidity. The last comment is definitely the best, though. (you’ll probably have to click to read) See also: I Win at Digg.

  • Icicle Lights

    You know, I really just can’t get into icicle Christmas lights. They’re ugly and stupid. The worst part is that they don’t look at all like icicles. Icicles aren’t spots of light in a jagged zig-zag pattern with bundles of wire between them. At least traditional Christmas lights can be arranged in a nice row.…

  • Food Logic Volume 6: Coffee + Eggnog

    Here is a Christmas treat for you, dear reader. Premise 1: Coffee goes good with all breakfast foods.Premise 2: Eggs are a breakfast food.Premise 3: Eggnog is just eggs that have been nogged. Conclusion: Coffee goes good with eggnog. Seriously, it’s good. I start ‘nogging my coffee every year around this time, after realizing that…