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  • Shrouded in Darkness. Cloaked in Pepperoni.

    I got this flyer in my mailbox yesterday: I understand that movie tie-ins are an integral part of fast food. What I don’t understand is why they couldn’t come up with a better Batman-themed pizza. Sure, Batman is cloaked in darkness. He is cloaked in a cape. But he is not cloaked in pepperoni. I…

  • The Pros and Cons of Rogers Home Phone

    Dear Roger, I do not want Rogers Home Phone. As you know, I am already paying you lots of money for a cell phone. Why the hell would I want to pay you more for something I already have? Thus, there is no need to send me letters and flyers almost every single day, literally,…

  • Yeah, Copy This One, People

    I’m falling for an internet meme! PART ONEPART BTHE THIRD Now I’m sorta embarrassed because nobody’s really been down there in a while, so I wasn’t sure what I would find. #4: And here is me cleaning up afterwards: —– Update June 20th: OMG CAT PUBES!