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  • Rogers Home FAIL

    A while ago I posted this flyer that Rogers left in my mailbox: I mocked the fact that these people appear to be getting extremely excited by a telephone. Well, since then, Rogers has continued their barrage of junk mail and spam phonecalls. I literally got three different ads for Rogers Home Phone in my…

  • Numb3rs

    Here are some numbers that I am proud of: Number of Facebook friends: Almost 200. Since my self-worth is defined by the number of Facebook friends acquaintances I have accumulated, I’m quite happy to be close to the 200 mark. I know many of you socialite types have way more, but just let me bask…

  • He’ll Never Call

    Here is another flyer I got in my mail: I’ve already written about my feelings toward Rogers Home Phone advertising ([SPOILER ALERT] it sucks). Now look what they put in my mailbox. Why are these people so happy about a phone? From their faces, they’re like OMFG A PHONE!!! OUR LIVES WERE SHIT BUT THIS…