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  • Shouting Groceries

    Like I said, when I’m on the phone (or on the MSN, or on the Facebook, or on the text messaging), I usually doodle to keep my hands busy. Lately, instead of aimlessly letting the pen wander, I pick a theme and perfect it. Like how Picasso had his blue period, with the theme of…

  • Signing Off

    There is a lot of variety in how people sign off their emails. One that I find particularly hilarious is when someone writes something like “Regards” or “Thanks” or whatever, then a comma, then their name. For example: Hi Mike, You were right, it turns out I forgot to carry a decimal place. Looks like…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating

    Ok after that last post, my taste in women was questioned several times. Well you know what? That’s what being single for a while does to you. Warps your perspective ‘n shit. To alleviate this condition, I have joined a few online dating sites. Now I know, I know, you’re probably thinking, why would such…