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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 3

    It’s time for another trip into the seedy bowels of the internet. Dating sites; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy they’re bad sometimes. Here are some of the more interesting people I’ve encountered there lately. Ahh, the group shot. I don’t mean to single out this person in particular,…

  • I Hope You and This Blog Post "CLICK!"

    There’s a sign in the bathroom at school that shows a woman holding her hands up, with the areas where bacteria and poop accumulate highlighted on them. Below this, it reads: Infection prevention is “IN YOUR HANDS.” I find it hilarious, because like, imagine someone saying this in real life. “Hey, wanna practice safe hand-washing…

  • The Effort To Keep Things Out of My Mouth, and Also Jessica Alba

    You know what’s the worst? Time-exclusive food availability. For example, I got this candy cane hot chocolate from Second Cup last Christmas. It is absolutely delicious, either on its own, or in coffee, or in homemade Oreos, and it’s only available around Christmas time. I’ve been rationing it carefully, hoping it could last until next…