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  • The Top Ten Words That Have Lost Their Innocence

    Remember when we were young? We were fancy, free, and fancy-free. Back then, words meant what they meant. Now that we’re a little older, we’ve lost our innocence. The most innocuous words are now charged with meaning. Here are some such words—words that I can’t hear without giggling, ironically, like a school girl. Erect Facial…

  • Story Time: "Where The Zooey Deschanel Blood Enters The Heart" by Kitty Glitter

    Remember when I told you about my new favourite writer, Kitty Glitter? Well, s/he put up a Fiverr gig to write a story about Meow Solo and Zooey Deschanel (stars of Wil Wheaton: Teenage Hump Machine and its sequel, Ashton Kutcher’s Space-Sex Rampage), featuring me, for five bucks. I know, bargain! Here it is in its…

  • "Songs For Mastubations" and Other Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com (Volume 7)

    I haven’t done this in a while. Here are some of the doors through which people walked to get to Phronk.com. Long-time readers will realize that most of these people entered to find exactly what they were looking for. stupid stuff on the internet [Note: any Google search can probably safely omit “on the internet.”] vampire…